Hey. Hey! HEEEEYYY!!!
A new book releases tomorrow.
Some of you out there might be reeling from some Last Jedi blues. Either you saw it, loved it, and now have to wait 2 years for another--or you saw it, were disappointed, and now have to wait 20 years for the inevitable reboot.
I'll reserve my comments either way until next week, since I care about spoilers.
In any case, you need something to take your mind off the empty void that now inhabits the sci-fi-epic-shaped hole in your chest. Don't worry, fam. I got you covered.
BUY MY BOOK
That's right. After long last, When the Skies Fall is HERE! Rejoin the war effort with Cameron, Kaileen, Josh, Alexa, and the entire ensemble. The aliens are back, angrier and more powerful than ever before. How will humanity survive? The only way to learn is to BUY MY BOOK.
Okay, enough shameless self-promotion. We'll be back to our regularly scheduled program Thursday.